Lounge Pants
As I sit on
the early morning train to London to teach a security team based in Gatwick my
mind drifts to the thought of lounge pants.
It is my
hectic run up to Christmas filled with courses, gradings, privates and group
classes not unlike most of my year. This year has been a very hard year both
professionally and personally, with my mind and body being pushed to the limit
and beyond but it’s nothing like I am used to, but it is surprising what you
can get used to!
I must stay
focused but that is easier said than done when the thought of donning my lounge pants and the only thing I
will be hitting will be my lazy boy sofa in the reclined position.
Many years
ago, I used to go and teach during the Christmas holidays but this resulted in
more stress related issues than the rest of the year. I would leave everyone at
home enjoying themselves and drive to the gym and wait for my private classes
to arrive. Sometimes when people have time off work they will book classes with
every good intention of training hard and learning new skills during their down
time. The quiet night out turns in to the best Micky Flanagan words” You’re not
OUT OUT” from his famous sketch of just popping out for milk and then ending up
clubbing, this will result in a poor state in the morning.
Meanwhile I
would be sitting in the gym, (while you were sleeping) waiting to pass on the
knowledge of the masters, but you were in the land of nod or trying to get your
head off the pillow while a full on Mexican fiesta was having a party in your
head and stomach. We have all felt like this in our life and I don’t wish this
on anyone. So, after ringing a few times to inquire where you were a discussing
would take place;
Student “I
am not well, I think it is the flu!”
Me “Really
are you not hung over?”
Student “No,
it is the flu!”
Me “You must
pay for the class as we have a 48 hours’ notice policy”
So, they
rearrange the class to another time so they can recover, resulting paying for two
classes and only training one. Most people pay but others argue the case
resulting in a reluctant payment, or an avoidance tactic of not responding to
texts or phone calls causing friction when we meet up or total avoidance in the
hope the issue blows over in the new year. So, I had this on such a regular
basis that I decided not to teach, train or step foot into the gym during the
Christmas period. Resulting in the next discussion
Student “when
can I come training? I am off work!”
Me “funny so
am I”
Student “could
you not just come in for me, I have not trained for six months”
Me “I am
sorry but I am unable to, I am spending it with my family”
This reminds
me of when I worked in a clothing print factory, we would work shifts of
6am-6pm or 10am-10pm, changing every week and every week they would ask you to
work a little overtime resulting in not having a day of for months, until your
body goes into shut down due to over work and they always used to say “just
think of the money”.
So now I am
polite but firm I owe this to my wife, my girls, little Nev and my own wellbeing.
Putting a pause button on my stressful but enjoyable life, no matter how much I
love to train and teach, you become dull like the man sawing the tree trunk
with a blunt saw but won’t stop to sharpen the saw. It will take less time to
stop, sharpen the saw, then cut the tree down than it will to cut the tree down
with a blunt saw, but he fails to see this and carries on regardless this is a
great life lessen.
So, after
the gym closes on Wednesday the 21st of December we have our gym
members party at cafe Neon (great place run by lovely people). The next day is
the Christmas big shop where we buy everything in the world and try to cram it
into the fridge freezer and cupboards as if we are going to be snowed in until
march.
We go to the
pantomime on the Friday (oh, no you’re not, oh, yes, we do!)
This is one
of our best treats of the year and family tradition since the girls we old
enough to go! We hire the box and sit like royalty and have an amazing time.
On Christmas
eve, a large group of the family go for a meal together then it is straight
home for Christmas DVDs and cooking the turkey crown then off to bed to wait
for Santa to arrive.
Christmas
day is filled with presents, people and 23 potions of chocolate cake at teatime
with strawberries and whipped cream with me hoping there will be some left for
a later date.
Then it is
boxing day, que the lounge pants, the next few days spent watching new Dvds and
reading Christmas books (oor willie and the broons) we eat through our food
mountain and I drink on a school night like I am on holiday (Lambrini won’t
drink itself).
You ask what
time it is just for the fun of it and you sleep in or not as my bladder gets me
out of bed then try to go back to sleep but sometimes you feel worse from
having a lie in and you feel wonky for the rest of the day. Breakfast is at
11am and tea is at 6pm and snacks are provided throughout the day. These are
the days you work all year for but slip through your fingers too quickly just
like when you go on holiday, you had planned it for ages and the days are gone
in a flash.
The lounge
pants days are the best days, I feel sorry when I see people rushing to the
shops for the sales when they have just been getting new clothes and shiny
gadgets at Christmas, but feel the need to rush out and get a bargain when they
are missing out on the lounge pants feeling. Being at home with the family
building lasting memories together is the best feeling in the world
Not long
now, I just have to hang on a little while longer!
Big love
from the
AFC
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