The season of good will ……….not
Before you get so drunk that you can’t read this I have some words of wisdom for you merry people regarding going out in and around the festive time of year. Everyone likes to go out over the Christmas and New Year but sometimes it is the most dangerous time of the year! OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY This is when like the boots advert hordes (I did say hordes) of women and the odd bloke (very odd ) get glammed up with their best sparkly top and 7 inch heels and try and walk while drunk around the city centre of Newcastle (the same up and down this country) some of them have not been out since lasts years do (for good reason) because these lovely women turn into scary creatures of the night draped in tinsel and party hat with feather boa of the swinging forties and now that they are the same age they become sex pests. There is no waiter safe from the hands of one of these creatures and one dropped fork would result in a quick, but unseen to the naked eye, fondle much to the distress of th